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Public Service Announcement [May. 19th, 2007|02:07 pm]
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There seems to be some sort of terrible disease going around that turns your skin the colour of an antique mahogany corner unit and your hair a pallid light yellow hue and dry as straw. It does seem to be more prevalent among young women than men at the moment.

Other possible side affects include:

* Drinking pints of cider and black with a straw

* Mincing like a twat

* Wearing a lot of white, either very short or very low cut. More often than not both.

* Giggling like a prick at the drop of a hat.

* Becoming obsessed with male attention, even the middle aged wankers at your local pubs karaoke night.

* Starting dirty looks matches with grown women you do not even know.

* Getting thrown out of my pub for being under aged regardless of what ID you can provide.